reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
1. Whenever someone is angry and confrontational, stand next to them instead of in front of them. You won’t appear as so much of a threat, and they eventually calm down.
2. Open with “I need your help.” People don’t like the guilt of not helping someone out. When asking for a favor from someone, begin your request by saying “I need your help.” It greatly increases your chances of getting that favor done.
3. Rephrase what the other person says and repeat it back to them. This makes them think you’re listening and really interested in what they’re saying. It makes them feel validated. Obviously, you don’t want to overdo this.
4. If you want someone to agree with you, nod while you talk. This gets the other person to nod too, and they begin to subconsciously think they agree with you.
5. If someone doesn’t like you, ask to borrow a pencil. It is a small enough favor that they won’t say no, and it gets them to like you more. Check out the Benjamin Franklin effect for more explanation.
6. Fold your arms to determine interest. If someone is observing you, they will likely mimic you. Fold your arms, and see if they do it, too.
7. Repeat a person’s name many times during a conversation. It helps you remember it, and makes them like you more.
did I ever tell you guys I love manipulation
So this just happened on Facebook.
aLL THE FUCKING AWARDS
THANK THE THE UNIVERSE FOR THIS
new homestuck au idea: websitestuck
the only reason behind this is so deviantART’s god tier can be “Thief of art”
tumblr can be waste of time
Ask and you shall receive.
oh MMY GOD THING HAPPEN
I have totally not been running around my house yelling “Keptin Kirk” all day while simultaneously working on my
Chekov impersonationRussian accent.
A Compilation of Double Dee Making Weird Noises
Because his walla is just the funniest thing and now here’s a montage of him gasping, wheezing, yelling, and being well…Double Dee.
I LITERALLY DROPPED MY JAW AND STARED AT THE FUCKING SCREEN FOR 3 MINUTES….
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus